PHOTO: Carter
Dear Wayfair,
I ordered a Cengage textbook off of your site for my biology class and instead received a trafficked Indian child named Cengage. I just wanted to let you know that even though this is not what I ordered and I do not have a textbook for my class, I will still be keeping the product. At first he was annoying and would not stop crying. Like, you’re a sex slave not an alarm clock. Do better. But after some time with him, I started finding him pretty chill and agreeable. However, I will no longer use your site as this also happened when I ordered a mini fridge from you and received a different trafficked child. I guess that’s not so bad because they can keep each other company when I leave to get food. In hindsight, I should have realized that the product was a child when I saw a 1 star review from user K_SPACEY07 stating, “WTF I ordered a boy why did you send me a girl, never ordering from here again.” Thus, I will just stick to Ikea since it would be way easier to identify trafficked children. If I was looking through the products and they read, “Svølinndörd, Lingönsylt, and Ryan,” I wouldn’t accidentally order the trafficked child. In short, either stop selling trafficked children or at least poke some holes in the crate he was sent in.
Yours truly,
Carter
