Brave! Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Keeps Old Woman Company Through Quarantine by Sending Her Lifetime Supply of His Own Ejaculate

Grandma Alicia Glover no longer has to worry about celebrating her 101st birthday alone. For the longest time Glover was all but certain she’d be trapped with a lousy birthday isolated from her friends and family due to quarantine. Now, she’s celebrating in style with a lifetime supply of ejaculate, all thanks to Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson himself!

On an early Monday morning the centenarian awoke, simply expecting an empty house devoid of any celebration for her special day. That’s precisely when she realized not everyone had forgotten about her. Upon hearing the sounds of Amazon delivery trucks galore outside her room, she crept to her window and opened it to find there was one person who still remembered. The excitement was tangible, as was the stale odor throughout her entire lawn. The second she dipped her finger in the first barrel and took a sip she knew. “Thank you Dwayne,” she rejoiced.

“HAPPY BEAUTIFUL 101st birthday to Grandma Glover!!” Mr. Johnson shared on Instagram. “Glad to see you received my gift and the card I wrote you!” the card jokingly telling her to “swallow, whore.”

This gift is a long time coming, as Alicia has been a “Rock” fan as long as she can remember!

“Nana has been head over heels for The Rock forever, always pointing at him whenever he was on TV,” her grandson Jeffrey Glover says.

“When I learned I was quarantined and couldn’t visit Nana I was devastated. I tweeted at The Rock to help her as a joke! Never thought he’d actually respond, with gallons of his semen nonetheless!” says grandson Glover.

But respond he did. Within a few hours, The Rock had spoken. “101? Alone? First I’m hearing of it. Not to worry grandma.” Not long after, history was made, and so was the most memorable 101st ever.

Filling this many barrels of jizz typically takes weeks to complete, but when certified A-list celebrity The Rock heard this he simply scoffed, said “watch and learn,” and got to work. Three hours later all 36 barrels were full and ready to go.

The special day was ultimately a complete success, and Johnson even sent Glover a video later congratulating her personally. “Have a happy big 101! Try not to chug it all at once!”

“Not in my wildest dreams did I think I’d see something like this!” says Jeffrey. “I thought we all had to be there and show her affection to make her birthday magical. Instead all it took was 36 barrels of cum.”

“Magical,” says Nana Glover, excitedly licking her fingers. Talks are already in motion to make her Christmas the best she’s ever had. Hopefully, we’ll all be able to spend the holidays with the ones we love, but just in case we can’t, Mark “Vin Diesel” Sinclair is already more than willing to ship Glover four metric tons of his own urine.