10 Hottest Athletes Who I Want to Let Me Play With Their Balls

1. Tyler Herro

Tyler Herro is hot enough to make me almost forget that he played for the flagship university of the state where M*tch McC*nnell is from.

2. Tiger Woods

The dick has to be good if his ex-wife was willing to beat his windshield in with a golf club when he cheated on her.

3. Usain Bolt

The half tights show he’s packing heat and I’m sure he’s just as quick in bed.

4. Lance Armstrong

So what if he only has one testicle? He does performance-enhancing drugs and I respect a man who’s willing to admit his flaws and up his game for me.

5. Ray Rice

I’d let him hit me in an elevator then hit it from the back.

6. Anthony Davis

I want to sit on his unibrow. That is all.

7. Jason Berger

Who says track athletes at mid-tier Division 3 schools can’t be sexy😌more boys in short shorts please.

8. Mike Tyson

He can box with my box any day. (But also he’s a rapist and should probs b in prison xoxo)

9. Alex Ovechkin

He looks like my family dog, but in a ~sexy~ way.

10. George Muresan

He’s been named the ugliest basketball player in history but he did still play in the NBA and I matched with his son on tinder so legally I have to put him on here. And he’s 7'7 so that thang thanging.