Sri “My parents still have no idea i do this” Ponnazhagan

Erika “My Parents Actually Love That I Do This” MacArthur

Editors-in-Chief

Jacob “Soft Bake Soggy Bottom” McClain

Managing Editor

Sedona “Yes My Back Hurts but It’s Just From These Big Ol’ Titties” Epstein

Design Director

Haley “Nice does not equal hufflepuff” Grissett

Design Director

Nicholas “Lasts Longer than John King” Skelley

Web Developer

Eva “Wall-e” Rothenberg

Editor

Rohan “Have You Read my Fanfiction?” Singh

Editor, Treasurer

Christopher “https://youtu.be/kUOoq3aDyrs” Labaza

Editor

Zoe “didn't include a nickname” Eisenstein

Editor

Liam “How the fuck do you spell diahreah” Fost

Staff Writer

Mack “Bastard Child of Richard Nixon” Noxon

Staff Writer

Himani “Her therapist needs a raise” Shetti

Staff Writer

Alex “White Lightning” Levinson

Staff Writer

Virginia “Dr. Courtney Brown” Brown

Staff Writer

Peyton “definitely did not kill her late husband” Rees

Staff Writer

Sheena “Alright Here’s Wonderwall” Holt

Staff Writer

Joanne “How? Why? What? Where? When?” Wu

Staff Writer

Hannah “Why do people always say my full name” Marcus

Staff Writer

Abby “I threw the first brick at Stonewall” Brickman

Staff Writer

Max “I’m Not a Misogynist Just an Observation” Adelman

Staff Writer

Mike “I got Kidnapped by the Taliban Again” Tiffin

Staff Writer

Jason “of course I want fries with my” Berger

Staff Writer

Jacob “Kanye do you want your cranberry juice?” Solomon

Staff Writer

Topher “still can’t touch his toes” Roebuck

Staff Writer

Spencer “Misspelled Genghis” Kahn

Staff Writer

Rob “Last of the Ancients” La Terza

Staff Writer