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Student Stranded in Breakout Room Alone Opens Up About Her Breakout Breakdown
"I still remember 'Breakout Room 7' pasted on the screen. I hit that blue button to join, unknowingly sealing my fate."
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ALBUM REVIEW: A Holly Dolly Christmas Is Exactly What 2020 Needed
Her rendition of “All I Want For Christmas Is You” with Jimmy Fallon is extra spicy. There’s so much tension in the will-they-won’t-they undertones throughout the song.
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List of Household Items to Use As Sex Toys Ranked (With Reviews)
While stuck at home this fall, many students claim to be losing their edge and are on the verge of a breakdown. But fear not! This list of discreet household objects is sure to give you the release your reproductive and mental health depend on!
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Brave! Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Keeps Old Woman Company Through Quarantine by Sending Her Lifetime Supply of His Own Ejaculate
“HAPPY BEAUTIFUL 101st birthday to Grandma Glover!!” Mr. Johnson shared on Instagram. “Glad to see you received my gift and the card I wrote you!” the card jokingly telling her to “swallow, whore.”
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Meghan Markle Spits Out a New Promise: She’ll Transmit COVID for Charity!
“This project won’t be easy, especially on my own health, but I find it necessary to make the message clear. For the meager price of twenty quid, I will meet with American citizens one-on-one, discuss the necessary facts, and then spit in their mouths. Thank you.”
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Freshman Attempts to Get COVID to Show Big-10 Friend How Much Fun They’re Having
Cameron’s pediatrician, Dr. Mauci noted the time Cameron begged her to give him mono during the peak of the outbreak at his high school. ‘“Yeah, he said something about needing mono to prove to everyone that he ‘gets kissed by girls.’”
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Karen or Just Broke? After Wearing Mask of That Mesh Stuff They Wrap Pears In, the Jury Is Still Out on Lana Del Rey
Del Rey is not just subtly racist and a thorn in the side of the CDC, but a victim of the vicious greed of the music industry.
