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Brave! Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Keeps Old Woman Company Through Quarantine by Sending Her Lifetime Supply of His Own Ejaculate
“HAPPY BEAUTIFUL 101st birthday to Grandma Glover!!” Mr. Johnson shared on Instagram. “Glad to see you received my gift and the card I wrote you!” the card jokingly telling her to “swallow, whore.”
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Meghan Markle Spits Out a New Promise: She’ll Transmit COVID for Charity!
“This project won’t be easy, especially on my own health, but I find it necessary to make the message clear. For the meager price of twenty quid, I will meet with American citizens one-on-one, discuss the necessary facts, and then spit in their mouths. Thank you.”
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Karen or Just Broke? After Wearing Mask of That Mesh Stuff They Wrap Pears In, the Jury Is Still Out on Lana Del Rey
Del Rey is not just subtly racist and a thorn in the side of the CDC, but a victim of the vicious greed of the music industry.
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5 Female Celebrity Body Updates to Satisfy Your Weird Obsession With Famous People and Their Anatomy
With Covid restrictions finally lifting up, and our paparazzi team not giving a single fuck about social distancing or safety regulations in the state of California, you can finally get a glimpse of the celebrity bodies you’ve waited 8 months to see!
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Gibby: From Not to Hot to Sex Addiction to Tragic Early Death
Munck’s meteoric rise didn’t come without its costs, with close friends Jerry Spencer and Lewis “Lou” Bert claiming that all the fame had gone to his head.
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ALBUM REVIEW: A Holly Dolly Christmas Is Exactly What 2020 Needed
Her rendition of “All I Want For Christmas Is You” with Jimmy Fallon is extra spicy. There’s so much tension in the will-they-won’t-they undertones throughout the song.
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Latest Celebrity Gossip Not Doing It for You? Try Following My Rat Dog’s Popping Instagram for ALL THE DRAMA
My little white dog is named Bichon Frise, and she’s probably the most precious little thing you could ever see. Her social media presence is divine.
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Is Tony Lopez’s Lip-Bite Just a Massive Overbite? Dentist Weighs In
But some fans have gone overboard, some even getting reconstructive surgery to give themselves overbites to replicate Lopez’s signature look.
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New Taylor Swift Album Is Just a Collection of Eclectic Adjectives and Nouns
Her mismatched descriptors make us feel like we are in an artisanal coffee shop, smelling freshly grown lavender, and taking molly all at once!
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Theater Emory Saddled With Setbacks in Equus Production
On stage, the audience can sense a very potent bond between male lead Alan and his horse Nugget, experiencing an atmosphere of discomfort and dumbfounded confusion as they watch a shirtless man ride on the shoulders of a dominatrix in a horse mask.
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Drake’s Updated Version of “Child’s Play” Featuring Millie Bobby Brown Raised Some Eyebrows on Social Media
When asked how he became close with Millie Bobby Brown, Drake responded, “stranger things have happened. I just sent her a DM on Instagram, and the rest is history.”
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The Royals Exclusive! Sterk’s Twitter Burner Accounts Found
The 20th president of Emory University has been caught operating not one, but THREE burner Twitter accounts!
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10 Hottest Athletes Who I Want to Let Me Play With Their Balls
Number 7 will change. your. life.
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Provost Jan Love Is SPEOPLE’s Sexiest SPerson Alive
After an extremely competitive voting process, Provost Love beat out Emory University celebrities such as President Gregory “Daddy” Fenves, that one Kaldi’s barista, and the cats on Cox Bridge for this illustrious title.
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Uh-Oh! Kate Flouts ANOTHER Fashion Rule by Wearing BDSM Outfit to Children’s Hospital
According to attendees at the event, which took place at a children’s hospital in London, Kate was the picture of politeness and grace. “She’s so relatable!” one nurse said.
