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Student Stranded in Breakout Room Alone Opens Up About Her Breakout Breakdown
"I still remember 'Breakout Room 7' pasted on the screen. I hit that blue button to join, unknowingly sealing my fate."
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ALBUM REVIEW: A Holly Dolly Christmas Is Exactly What 2020 Needed
Her rendition of “All I Want For Christmas Is You” with Jimmy Fallon is extra spicy. There’s so much tension in the will-they-won’t-they undertones throughout the song.
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College Republicans: They’re Just Like Us!
Number 4 will shock you!
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10 Hottest Athletes Who I Want to Let Me Play With Their Balls
Number 7 will change. your. life.
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Letter from Emory Student who tried ordering a textbook on Wayfair
I just wanted to let you know that even though this is not what I ordered and I do not have a textbook for my class, I will still be keeping the product.
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List of Household Items to Use As Sex Toys Ranked (With Reviews)
While stuck at home this fall, many students claim to be losing their edge and are on the verge of a breakdown. But fear not! This list of discreet household objects is sure to give you the release your reproductive and mental health depend on!
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Meghan Markle Spits Out a New Promise: She’ll Transmit COVID for Charity!
“This project won’t be easy, especially on my own health, but I find it necessary to make the message clear. For the meager price of twenty quid, I will meet with American citizens one-on-one, discuss the necessary facts, and then spit in their mouths. Thank you.”
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5 Female Celebrity Body Updates to Satisfy Your Weird Obsession With Famous People and Their Anatomy
With Covid restrictions finally lifting up, and our paparazzi team not giving a single fuck about social distancing or safety regulations in the state of California, you can finally get a glimpse of the celebrity bodies you’ve waited 8 months to see!
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Latest Celebrity Gossip Not Doing It for You? Try Following My Rat Dog’s Popping Instagram for ALL THE DRAMA
My little white dog is named Bichon Frise, and she’s probably the most precious little thing you could ever see. Her social media presence is divine.
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Is Tony Lopez’s Lip-Bite Just a Massive Overbite? Dentist Weighs In
But some fans have gone overboard, some even getting reconstructive surgery to give themselves overbites to replicate Lopez’s signature look.
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10 Weight Loss Tips That Are Guaranteed to Make You Skinny in One Month
Hire someone (preferably off of Craigslist) to slap you everytime you eat something that contains carbs or nonorganic sugar.
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UH OH TREND ALERT!
The most significant fashion statement since “I don’t really care do you?”
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5 Tips for Those Considering Getting Bangs
Bangs are quarantine’s hottest hairstyle. Whether it’s blunt curtain bangs or a side-swept fantasy, we’re here to help you with tips to make the best out of your rash and uninformed decision!
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Trend Alert: Wearing Other College’s Apparel on Campus
Whether it’s Harvard, Yale, or a public high school in the suburbs of Chicago, there’s one school whose name you won’t be seeing on students’ chests on campus.
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Provost Jan Love Is SPEOPLE’s Sexiest SPerson Alive
After an extremely competitive voting process, Provost Love beat out Emory University celebrities such as President Gregory “Daddy” Fenves, that one Kaldi’s barista, and the cats on Cox Bridge for this illustrious title.
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Uh-Oh! Kate Flouts ANOTHER Fashion Rule by Wearing BDSM Outfit to Children’s Hospital
According to attendees at the event, which took place at a children’s hospital in London, Kate was the picture of politeness and grace. “She’s so relatable!” one nurse said.
